Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Sick

Sick,sick,sick all i ever get from my wife is whinge,whinge,whinge. She is staying with her parents in canada while iam stuck in the uk. They are getting sick of her and blaming me because i cant sell the house fast enough. Also saying its all my fault because if i hadnt pulled out of the sale of the house the first time round i would be there allready. What they seem to forget (If she has told them the reason) is there daughter gave me damn good reason to pull out and to not want to go to canada with her.

Bah i wont go into what happened on here. But iam getting well pissed off with all this shit my hands are tied iam at the mercy of the housing market. Iam REALLY pissed off right now and after bieng blunt with my wife about it ill probably be accused of "not being there for her" Well f**k me but when was the last time she was there for me?

I give up why do women whinge soooo much?

2 comments:

Foxy said...

Joke:

FBI TEST

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two
men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will
follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the
room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is
loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the
chair."

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them

Anonymous said...

Interesting site Dave - stumbled on your blog while browsing. Good luck in Canada.

Lorena
Houston, TX